Isn't It Supposed To Be 'A Nice Chianti'..?*

A man who bit his girlfriend’s lip off defended his actions by saying he “didn’t expect it to happen”.

Scaffolder Christopher Chaloner said he had drunk ten pints of beer and downed several Jack Daniels and Cokes and Vodka Redbull before getting into a row with girlfriend Nicole Churchett.

Charming!

* Or, if you never saw the film and only read the book, Amarone...