So you wouldn’t think it’d have this effect on a great big burly chap, would you?
Miss Pickering said at this point Fodderie was becoming 'more aggressive' and was standing very close to the medic and pointing his finger in his face.Remind me not to send any dishes back to the kitchen if I ever eat there!
At this point he said: 'I'm a chef. If you ever come to Jamie Oliver's restaurant I'll poison your food.' He then said: 'I will f***ing knock you out.'
Miss Pickering said Dr Grant felt threatened and called security who then contacted the police.
Still, abusing the front-line NHS staff is a big no-no, and rightly so, so I hope chummy knows how to cook porridge, because…
Oh, FFS!
District Judge Quentin Purdy said he saw it as a 'classic case of people on the front line being abused' but he was persuaded to suspend the cook's prison sentence.Well, that’s how you get more and more ‘classic cases of people on the front line being abused’, moron!
Judge Purdy ordered that he carry out 150 hours of unpaid work and was banned from entering the City of Westminster for six months unless on work related activities.Still, maybe it was his first offe…
He was also ordered to pay Dr Grant £200 in compensation.
Oh, why pretend?
The 23-year-old, who has a previous conviction for robbery…*sigh*
The sainted Oliver needs to select his protégés a little better, I think:
It is not the first time a Fifteen apprentice has found himself on the wrong side of the law.Or he could always take over that famous vegetarian restaurant in Covent Garden, and rename it ‘Crooks’….
Trainee chef Christopher Murray, 22, from south London, was jailed for two years in 2009 after sexually assaulting two women on the London Underground.
A) ... If you eat in Jamie Oliver's restaurant, you deserve everything you get ..
ReplyDeleteB) ... What else can one expect from a Judge named "Quentin" FFS ???
Can't stop laughing at the Captain.
ReplyDeleteSurely you know Jamie's the saviour of thugs Julia. :)
'Tis so nice to know that some of the money that the girls and I paid for lunch yesterday is going to this man...
ReplyDeleteFour pints of Stella? That's what's known as 'aperitif' before one starts drinking in earnest. Poof.
ReplyDeleteWV word: thoatted, which sounds like a dialect word. "Eee, Silas an Oi wuz right thoatted last night on scrumpy!"
Nobody knows whether he ever pissed in the custard.....
ReplyDelete"What else can one expect from a Judge named "Quentin" FFS ???"
ReplyDeleteHeh!
"Surely you know Jamie's the saviour of thugs Julia. :)"
He does seem to have quite a collection!
"That's what's known as 'aperitif' before one starts drinking in earnest. Poof."
I do hope the revelation lead to a great deal of ridicule while inside.
Ah, but wait, he isn't going inside, is he? Not this time, any way.
Due to some unknown metabolic coincidence, ever since a pleasant, totally non-violent evening some twenty years ago during which I consumed four pints of said wifebeater potion, I have been physically allergic to Stella. One mouthful gives me a more-or-less instant hangover.
ReplyDeleteThe A&E units of hospitals throughout the land will be reassured to learn that they are in no danger of violent Stella-fuelled rampages by me.
WV: swedliti: a lost band of Vikings who settled in Southern Italy in the late 9th century.
a quarter of people believe more money should be spent on benefits
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there is any correlation between the proportion of the population who believe more money should be spent on benefits and the proportion of the population who receive benefits?
Oops, posted on wrong thread!
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