A man had to be subdued with a police stun gun after wielding knives in an Oxford pub.He brought the knives with him?
No:
Paul Udall had been drinking at the Holly Bush, in Osney Island, when he went into the kitchen and grabbed a pair of blades.That must have been a bit of a dilemma for the cops, eh?
Oxford Crown Court heard yesterday the 25-year-old waved the knives at barman Dutch Harris before putting them to his own throat.
Just a moment of madness?
Udall, who has two previous convictions for six offences, earlier admitted affray and common assault.*sigh*
Lucy Tapper, defending, said her client had been drinking heavily and smoking cannabis on the day and did not have a clear recollection of events.Astonishingly, that’s considered a mitigation, instead of an aggravation…
Judge Gordon Risius said: “It appears you now genuinely wish to address your drug and alcohol problems.”Translation: ‘You’ve been caught bang (or even Zzaapp!!) to rights and your defence is employing the time-honoured method of ensuring leniency from the bench…‘
Did it work?
Well, what do you think?
Udall, a father of two, from Burton on Trent, was given a 12-month jail term, suspended for two years, ordered to do 150 hours’ unpaid work, undertake a six-month drug-rehabilitation course and pay £100 compensation and £250 costs.Guess who’ll really be paying that, in the totally-likely event that a convicted violent druggie won’t have a high-paying job.
Or any job…
Stunning!
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The spliff most likely prevented a worse outcome -- and perhaps the booze also was a blessing in disguise, the most dangerous psychopaths to flip are sober ones...
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