He's the male model of the moment, starring in the latest Marc by Marc Jacobs campaign and being shot by Steven Meisel and Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for French and Italian Vogues.And what's he modelling?
Click to find out! Be afraid, Naomi Campbell. Be very afraid...
Since male fashion designers seem to make high fashion to look good only on women with the figures of boys, Jean Paul Gaultier has now dispensed with that whole 'female' thing altogether.
ReplyDeleteThankfully this move has removed any pressure at all to wear that horrific sofa throw/bacofoil combo that Andrej is modelling.
"You should see Polythene Pam - she's so good-looking she looks like a man".
ReplyDeleteYou get a better jawline, for a start.
I'm not gay, but I'd say a really pretty man beats any woman in the looks stakes.
never understood this gay thing. eyes closed a 'stright' man recieving a blow job from a man would still rise to the occasion. eyes closed i think a woman would probably do a better job than most men pleasuring another woman. most sex is just that, sex and done with the lights off.
ReplyDeletefollowing on from that god exists if you belive it!!!and henven, and hell!!!!
A street encounter with a generous Adam's Apple sporting such frillies should certainly make a policeman's day.
ReplyDeletemen are better at identifying points of intrest for both men and women but seem to shy away from displaying it. smelly socks, unshaven, its warm and dry, practical but unflattering. women seem to ignore all of that desperate to please at thier own discomfort, strange.
ReplyDeleteprobably something to do with nature and efficient replication?!?
This is light-hearted rubbish. I note with a wry smile that National Death Service is one of your recommended reads. It's on your list.
ReplyDeleteThis is a guy who posted his sacking on line. A discredited fool who has no place in the NHS. A screaming misfit who you give a voice to.
Is this the best you can do?
Eek! What are you lot on about? Men are horrible and sweaty and smelly and frankly I'm amazed (and of course enormously gratified) that women would stoop so low as to permit their delicious and soft and fragrant bodies to come in contact with ours. Yeah, if you want to be gay then I have no problem with that; it's just not my thing.
ReplyDelete"Thankfully this move has removed any pressure at all to wear that horrific sofa throw/bacofoil combo that Andrej is modelling."
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever seen anyone wear anything modelled on a catwalk in real life. Either I don't go to the right parties, or...
"...I'd say a really pretty man beats any woman in the looks stakes."
This one certainly beats most modern catwalk models hands down!
"A street encounter with a generous Adam's Apple..."
Ah, they do say that's the giveaway, don't they?
"I note with a wry smile that National Death Service is one of your recommended reads. It's on your list.
This is a guy who posted his sacking on line. A discredited fool who has no place in the NHS. A screaming misfit who you give a voice to.
Is this the best you can do?"
If I had the first idea what you are going on about, I might be able to answer that...