Sunday, 2 January 2011

Sometimes, There Comes A Story In A Local Newspaper...

...that just defies comment, that deserves to stand alone and unadorned, to be viewed in all its glory.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you - the 'Croydon Guardian' article on Katie Price from 21st December:



Oddly for a local newspaper story (and especially for one about this particular non-celebrity) it too has attracted no comment, at least at time of posting.

I can only assume the 'Croydon Guardian' regular commenters were struck dumb by the chutzpah of the prose describing the Noughties answer to Roald Amundsen too...
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9 comments:

  1. Jiks2 January 2011 at 13:00

    I don't understand why she is visiting fans of Croydon, most odd.

    Also, that photo is so 'shopped she is unrecognisable.

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  2. microdave2 January 2011 at 14:12

    She pops her "appendages" in the microwave for a minute before going out. Keeps her warm for ages.....

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  3. Brian, follower of Deornoth2 January 2011 at 17:21

    Sea very rough, for Croydon.

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  4. Anonymous2 January 2011 at 19:23

    The Whitgift Centre (& a department store there) always seemed to be "The retail development that time forgot" - bit like the Tricorn Centre but with a semi roof.

    So maybe Ms Price did bravely go etc.

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  5. JuliaM3 January 2011 at 06:58

    "I don't understand why she is visiting fans of Croydon, most odd."

    Are there any such..?!?

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  6. Jiks3 January 2011 at 10:11

    "Are there any such..?!?"

    It seems unlikely, doesn't it? I admit my memories of Croydon are a bit vague but I seem to recall it as some kind of characterless blob. A failed Staines, if you will.

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  7. Bod4 January 2011 at 05:16

    No response because Croydon HAS no fans.

    When I was being dragged up there, I think it had aspirations to be as noteworthy as Staines.

    If the world had piles, Croydon would be where they'd be.

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  8. Brass monkeys4 January 2011 at 13:07

    I think a lot of people would turn out to see Katie Price brave the cold. I believe the effect on her regions caused by recent sub-zero temperatures are sometimes called 'pokies.'

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  9. Laban21 May 2011 at 18:53

    To be fair, going to Croydon IS perilous.

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