Sunday, 13 February 2011

Zoology Lesson, 'Daily Mail' Reporters...

...this is a jaguar:


Also this, but I wouldn't want to confuse you any more than you already are:


But what you've got a picture of is not. No matter how similar the name. Those bastard scientists just do that to confuse you, you know.

It's a jaguarundi:


Glad I could help.

9 comments:

  1. I'm sure they're grateful for your help. I'm sure they'll comment soon, and say so. They will, I'm sure. :-)

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  2. It'll reappear in six to eighteen months captioned as a mountain lion. Mark my words.

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  3. Looks like a f****** Rover to me.

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  4. That's not a jaguarundi, it's a giant Kentish land otter. Very common in these here parts. The crossed eyes are caused by spending too much time browsing in the famous indoor Vietnamese herb gardens on Thamesmead.

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  5. @ John Prescott - with do of the things how the fuck do you not recognise it? :-)

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  6. John (pays tax here) Prescott13 February 2011 at 14:44

    @ Angry exile

    So you are the second dumb animal on this topic?

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  7. First a bloody wolverine captioned as being a bear, now this.

    What's next? Handy spotters' guide for DM hacks:

    Horse in the sea

    Sea Horse

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  8. "I'm sure they're grateful for your help."

    I briefly considered commenting on the story, but remembered none of those comments ever get out of moderation, so didn't bother...

    "Well spotted, J?"

    *groan*

    "It'll reappear in six to eighteen months captioned as a mountain lion. Mark my words."

    I'll be on the lookout!

    "...it's a giant Kentish land otter. "

    :D

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