Wednesday 30 March 2011

The Course Of True Love….

…errr, sort of:
She plunged a kitchen knife into his back after catching him in his boxer shorts with her best friend.

But after dodging a jail sentence Candy Lyons said she is sorry and is now getting ready to marry 37-year-old Rob Goldthorpe – the man she nearly killed.
Awwwww….

The heart beats eternal. Well, it does if your aim is off with that knife…
Mother-of-two Candy said a “red mist” fell when she came downstairs to see her tree-surgeon partner of 11 years Rob in a compromising position with her best friend Laura Plumtree.
She’s clearly the forgiving sort, and he’s clearly the forgetting sort:
Now almost two years to the day since the incident in March 2009 the Crawley couple, who have a daughter, Poppy, now six, are making wedding plans and say they are “stronger than ever.”
And no-one’s concerned about the welfare of the child?

36 comments:

  1. beee-yooo-ti-full. Fanks jools for that 'artwarmin' storee. So much bad noos abaht at ve moment ain't there.

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  2. What doesn't kill you makes you marry it

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  3. In SOME "communities" - going 2 years without catching your partner 'in flagrante delicto' is grounds for deep suspicion.

    He/she may be getting clever enough to fool you?

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  4. A tree surgeon lusting over a woman called Plumtree? Sometimes temptation is just irresistable....

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  5. Ive found the Facebook pages for all three. Giving free rein to my prejudices I would say that Laura has the highest chav quotient, then Candy then Rob.

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  6. Captain Haddock30 March 2011 at 11:27

    The fool quite obviously relishes living the rest of his life looking over his shoulder ..

    Still .. look at it this way, his unselfish action has probably saved the life of someone with considerably more in the way of brain cells .. ;)

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  7. At least she cares seriously about getting cheated on by her man and her best friend...

    That's why the guy married her I guess, violent emotions and crazy ideas about honor are better than no emotions and no honor at all, at least she seriously cares about her relationship and is not afraid to show it and fight for her family.

    In essence, this is a 'style issue', but the general attitude that led to the over-the-top action is laudable.

    If we had more chavs like here, the UK would be a far better place than it is now.

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  8. I think I saw this lot on Jeremy Kyle today.
    Jaded

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  9. good job he didn't pollard him

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  10. Would find it difficult to have sympathy for this bloke when she makes a false allegation of rape. WTF do you tell your daughter when she asks 'why did you stab daddy in the back?'
    My advice, award custody of the child to the man and urge him with every state aided support service to run like the wind after locking the mother up for a very, very long time in order to protect him, thier daughter and the rest of us.

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  11. "What doesn't kill you makes you marry it"

    LOL!

    "A tree surgeon lusting over a woman called Plumtree? Sometimes temptation is just irresistable.."

    Indeed! It's probably a good thing the 'Sun' doesn't seem to have got hold of it yet...

    "If we had more chavs like here, the UK would be a far better place than it is now."

    Sounds a bit like 'Would you rather be shot or poisoned?' Can't we strive toward no chavs at all?

    "WTF do you tell your daughter when she asks 'why did you stab daddy in the back?'"

    That's just what I was wondering when I read it. What an example!

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  12. have you nothing better to talk about now like um let me think oh i know WAR our men in afganistan !!

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  13. have you nothing else to talk about you sad sad people im moving on you should to for god sake our men are out there fighting and your still talking about me and as for the person who runs this rag you should be in macdonolds working

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  14. sad sad sad whos moved on oh yes me college degree and you who is so concerned about the children they are great not interfearing busy bodys like your self who has nothing better to do than get involved in other peoples gossip like you move on please for your own sainity

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  15. hi im the husband to be and i love my partner leave her alone please and as for the editor go and get a proper story or are you that crap you have to concentrate on old newes better than making coffe for your boss i suppose lol

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  16. to julian m my daughter has never asked we dont talk about we have a life un like your self i expect you all thought i wouldnt check up on sad people talking about me wrong difference is i dont hide behind annonymous i have nothing to hide

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  17. to anonymous im no chav i have 2 meits and 3 distinctions and an a level in biology i dont wear labels or wear a baseball cap i shop at wallis and next and primark my girls dont live on junk food and i dont speak like that in it !! i was well educated in hove so dont judge me oh and im no coward unlike your self who cannot show his or her name or can you just not spell it

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  18. "i expect you all thought i wouldnt check up on sad people talking about me.."

    Hurrah for Google Search! It clear now works even for the illiterate!

    Just how do they do that...?

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  19. to julian m i appreciate your responce you are the only one who had the balls to answer may i say i am not crazy and i am a nice person who just wants to get on with my life and her children i have learnt my lesson and had my day in court wich was awfull espesially whe your mum is in tears behind you and your 15yr old is at home with her little sister trying to consoul her that mummy will be home soon im a very nice amd normal 40 year old lady who still wakes up and relises she was very lucky and counts her blessings .

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  20. appology to julia i addressd you as julian but with a comment like yours i thought you would of been a man

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  21. To mike what the f**k do you mean rape ??? twat

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  22. I have known Candy and her family for about 5 years now and I can tell you right now that no one has any right or need to worry about her children. They are very lucky to have parents that love and protect them as much as Candy and Rob do. How dare any of u judge them when u don't know them!

    Lisa

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  23. TO julia i would appreciate if you do not in your so called blog or should that be bog ! not to mention my daughters name as i think you will find you are not allowed i shall seek legal advice thanks yours mr r goldthorpe

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  24. Who do you people think you are. My family and i have known candy for years. She is an amazing women and a brilliant mother. Her children have been brought up to be well mannered, polite and lovely children. I didnt realise children needed upper class, rocket scientist as parents. Shame on you! Learn who and the facts before you start critizising. Im sure your all whiter than white!

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  25. "...not to mention my daughters name as i think you will find you are not allowed..."

    I think you'll find I'm allowed to repeat anything that's printed in the media.

    So if you've a problem I suggest you take it up with the 'Argus'. Should they redact their story, let me know, and I'll redact mine.

    "Who do you people think you are."

    I guess we're people whose private lives don't read like a script rejected from 'Eastenders' for being too chavvy...

    " I didnt realise children needed upper class, rocket scientist as parents. "

    They don't. Just decent people whose first impulse on discovering that the course of true love doesn't run smooth isn't to reach into the cutlery drawer.

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  26. well to all those negative people out there thought ild have a nose at this sad page and see what is being said. And let you know candy and rob have been together 13 years as from midnight oh and the wedding is bought and payed for in 2012 so to you all 2 fingers up and we are so happy and i hope you sad bastards who slaged us find love and happiness in the single adds TTFN

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  27. to julia m firstly may i say your profile does you proud old and dried up, if you are want to slag me for what i done here is a challenge interveiw me an see mee in the flesh and get your interveiw you will be suprised wha you see im not a chav or brassy blonde or wear leggings im proberley better dressed than yourself with more class, as you dont have to be from bad stock to mess up in life or commet a crime look at oscar wilde a very clever man and from good stock spent time in prison . think about what i said ild love you to pick me out in a crowd

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  28. "... oh and the wedding is bought and payed for in 2012..."

    I recommend wedding insurance too. Just in case...

    "...im proberley better dressed than yourself with more class..."

    But not a better education, clearly.

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  29. long time know speak we are married now and happy xx

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  30. to all those slagged me for what i done we got married after 13 yrs . and we are very happy xx so up yours

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  31. oh also julie you said you had better education do you need a degree in being a lonley dried up bored bitch . Just asking xx

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  32. your very quiet gone bust. candy

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  33. oh julia m long time no speak i gather you have some poor lady or man your now picking on .Well rob and i are now very happy and married i have college degree and my children are not chavs like you thought they would be. i proberly earn more han you too wich feels great i help people you destroy them OH GOD ! how satisfying any way must go ta ta looser

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  34. oh julia m long time no speak i gather you have some poor lady or man your now picking on .Well rob and i are now very happy and married i have college degree and my children are not chavs like you thought they would be. i proberly earn more han you too wich feels great i help people you destroy them OH GOD ! how satisfying any way must go ta ta looser

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  35. oh julia m long time no speak i gather you have some poor lady or man your now picking on .Well rob and i are now very happy and married i have college degree and my children are not chavs like you thought they would be. i proberly earn more han you too wich feels great i help people you destroy them OH GOD ! how satisfying any way must go ta ta looser

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  36. oh no mistake i posted it a few times as your page looked so empty lol lol lol

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