“This isn’t just people getting on their high horses,” Mr Dexter added.Ummm….
The article is full of these little gems:
“Is it going to take a human life to be taken before something is done?”I know the NHS is bad, Mr Dexter, but if people break a leg in one of these things, we don’t bring out the bolt gun.
Although if the break is bad enough to warrant a long stay in hospital, you might wish they had…
Cows will be fitted with reflective collars as soon as possible and shallow ditches along the side of the road may be altered, after residents reported cows leaping into the road, he added.Mark Wadsworth will be relieved!
And being attacked by cows wearing high-vis collars is less scary because..?
ReplyDeleteAt least that will cut out the sneak attacks in poor lighting conditions.
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