Friday 6 May 2011

Well, I Expect He'd Already Had A Stroke...

The victim screamed when she saw Dickson, who allegedly panicked so much that when firefighters came to his aid they feared the tearful employee would suffer a heart attack, the Mirror reported.
I shouldn't laugh, but...

Bwahahahahahaha!
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11 comments:

  1. Timdog6 May 2011 at 13:57

    The teenager denies voyeurism for the purpose of self-gratification.

    Funniest. Crime. Ever.

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  2. Shinar's Basket Case6 May 2011 at 14:49

    Why on earth is this poor man being HOUNDED THROUGH THE COURTS??!

    Surely as a society we now know that such 'peeping tom' behaviour is infact caused by complex testosterone deficiencies?

    It's not HIS fault!

    Stop persecuting people. Really this country get more like NAZI germany everyday.

    Have some compassion people, CTD effects countless thousands every year.

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  3. King Athelstan6 May 2011 at 16:44

    Voyeurism for the purposes of self gratification? With a straight face, I'd love to be on that jury.

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  4. Ranter6 May 2011 at 17:24

    ...and in Cockermouth...Fnaaar Fnaaar!

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  5. Lovegoats6 May 2011 at 17:51

    'he was unaware anyone was in the changing particle.'

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  6. Captain Haddock6 May 2011 at 18:22

    If you fancy a good laugh .. click on this nutter's name ..

    Shinar's Basket Case

    I haven't laughed as much since granny trapped her tits in the mangle .. its true what they say ..

    "There's more of 'em out than in" ..

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  7. Shinar's Basket Case6 May 2011 at 19:44

    @ Capt Haddock, there are no end of us out there, bibles in hand and tin foil hats on head waiting for The Rapture, scanning the horizon for unmarked helicopters and dreaming of an EU '2nd Amendment'.

    We are legion....amazes me how many people read my frothy mouth korsherian rantings. I really ought to write more often.

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  8. blueknight7 May 2011 at 00:39

    He got his head stuck? If he had gone feet first he might have got the sack.

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  9. JuliaM7 May 2011 at 06:37

    "Funniest. Crime. Ever."

    It's a long time before it'll be topped, I confidently predict... ;)

    "...and in Cockermouth...Fnaaar Fnaaar!"

    :D

    "He got his head stuck? If he had gone feet first he might have got the sack."

    *chortle*

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  10. Mark Wadsworth7 May 2011 at 08:36

    As Lovegoats says, there's a nice type towards the end when they refer to "a changing particle" rather than "a changing cubicle".

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  11. Anonymous7 May 2011 at 09:29

    Mark, shouldn't that be typo?

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