Delaney, a prolific offender, was jailed for two years in 2009 for robbery.Any readers thinking the judge was a bit of a spoilsport on that last condition should consider a picture of the offender:
For years, she caused havoc by shouting and screaming in the streets and trying to barge into people's homes.
She was given an Asbo, banning her from prostitution and from taking her clothes off in public.
Yes, that's what I thought you'd say...
Anyone wondering if the ASBO will work?
She breached her order three times in 12 days.Shocker...
Meanwhile:
"You have been quite lucky to avoid prison."Oh, yes, Recorder Smith, it’s just ‘luck’, isn’t it, it’s got nothing to do with your decision to let him go free?
Gleeson has been given a six-month community order and ordered to attend a specified activity course and a "chance to change" course run by the Probation Service.Well, I expect he was suitably chastened by his experience, and resolved to go st...
He has also been given a curfew from 7pm to 7am for six months.
Oh.
The court heard he lives on benefits and is in the process of applying for work.As a roofer, perhaps?
Umm, the comments on the first article are a bit, er, enlightening...
ReplyDelete"is in the process of applying for work."
ReplyDeleteWould that be Jobseeker's Allowance?
If so, I suspect that no matter letters he writes to potential employers the move from jobseeker to jobachiever might be tricky for a while.
If God ever decided to give the world an enema ..
ReplyDeleteHe'd stick the nozzle in Hull ..
The only place in Britain where the seagulls fly upside down .. cos there's bugger all worth crapping on ..
The only place in Britain where the seagulls fly upside down .. cos there's bugger all worth crapping on ..
ReplyDeleteOh yes there is, Lord of The Pies head for a start.
"He was caught after his DNA was found on a tool bag left at the scene."
ReplyDeleteSounds like he needs all the 'help' he can get.
...and Capt Haddock, you've obviously never been to Norfolk...that's the real arse hole of the UK except the county would enjoy the divine enema cos it'd remind them of 'game' daddy used to play with them when the sheep weren't in season.
Prostitution? I wonder what she paid her customers?
ReplyDeleteI think if I lived in Hull, I'd get two huge dogs.
Two words. Labour. Camp.
ReplyDeleteIt was good enough for my grandfather. He was an officer in the RAN. He helped build a railway.
If 1/3 of them starved, well, hey, that's life.
Labour and camp? That's all well and good, but what does Mandelson have to do with anything...
ReplyDelete"...banning her from prostitution ?"
ReplyDeleteShe's got a face like a goat's satchell and no doubt a Jack and Danny like a clown's pocket.
Christ, even Stevie Wonder would blanch at the sight of that.
It is appropriate to bring the attention of Southern commenters to Hull's unique features. There are records to the effect that Hull long enjoyed an exalted reputation for culinary delights of the dietary improvisation kind. Like Buchenwald, it has its own menu, telephone system, liberation policy and entrance logo.
ReplyDeleteGull reforme, once as popular as fish and chips, is a delicacy now in short supply due to over trapping of the now protected seagull. The city logo of a seagull dropping out of a blue sky, serves as a poignant reminder of better times.
Bangladesh continues to send development aid but due to a shortage of mud, Hull still lags behind in its post-Blitz housing repair programme.
I do hope this résumé dispels unjustifiable preconceptions.
"She was given an Asbo, banning her from prostitution and from taking her clothes off in public. She breached her order three times in 12 days.
ReplyDeleteDelaney was eventually given a five-year Asbo."
Cos if the first asbo doesn't stop her runnin around nekkid then surely the next one will...or the next...or the next...right ?
Perhaps there was a kinky magistrate who didn't want the free peep-show to end ;)
"Gull reforme, once as popular as fish and chips, is a delicacy now in short supply due to over trapping of the now protected seagull. The city logo of a seagull dropping out of a blue sky, serves as a poignant reminder of better times" ...
ReplyDeleteWhich accounts for the fact that the denizens of this un-imaginably horrendous, pus-filled carbuncle on the face of the earth, are known as .. "Hully Gullies" ..
"Umm, the comments on the first article are a bit, er, enlightening..."
ReplyDeleteAren't they, though!
"..I suspect that no matter letters he writes to potential employers..."
Letters? He look like a wordsmith to you?
"Prostitution? I wonder what she paid her customers?"
LOL!
"Perhaps there was a kinky magistrate who didn't want the free peep-show to end ;)"
Is it possible to even BE that kinky?