Saturday, 2 July 2011

I Hope The Reporter ‘Made His Excuses And Left’…

An NHS nurse is offering backstreet ‘genital enhancement’ using a sealant gun loaded with silicone, it was revealed today.
*winces*
When challenged, Mr Castle was brazen about the risks to men procuring his services.

‘It’s not rocket science. The scrotum is very easy and it’s just a case of hitting the best place,’ he said.

‘There’s no law that says you can’t do it,’ he told the Sun. ‘It’s medical grade silicone.’
Oh. Well. OK then….
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10 comments:

  1. Captain Haddock2 July 2011 at 10:42

    A fool and his money (and probably his bollocks) are soon parted ..

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  2. Clarissa2 July 2011 at 10:50

    Whilst medical grade silicone *might* be safe, there is obviously no certainty that is what he is using and there have been a number of deaths as a result of the use of liquid silicone which has been banned from medical use.

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  3. Budvar2 July 2011 at 12:19

    Anyone who wakes up on a morning and thinks to themselves "Hmm, you know what, Paying a complete stranger to fill my ball sack with bathroom sealant using the caulk gun, is a really great idea", deserves everything they get!!

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  4. PT2 July 2011 at 13:08

    Exactly, Budvar. Something satisfyingly Darwinian about it, isn't there!

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  5. Ranter2 July 2011 at 18:02

    What Budvar says. Mindbogglingly stupid and the 'victims' deserve everything they get.

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  6. MTG2 July 2011 at 20:00

    That really is disgusting. He should get the sack every day.

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  7. blueknight2 July 2011 at 21:13

    The problem page never admits how big is too small, Julia? but one answer is to find a women with small hands. The optical illusion will please the man at least

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  8. JuliaM3 July 2011 at 07:34

    "Exactly, Budvar. Something satisfyingly Darwinian about it, isn't there!"

    I have to admit, that's very, very true..

    "That really is disgusting. He should get the sack every day."

    *chuckle*

    "The optical illusion will please the man at least"

    :D

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  9. The King of Wrong3 July 2011 at 10:17

    There is no such thing as 'medical grade' liquid silicone, it's an industrial product.

    Sealed, leakproof implants are another matter, but that's not what this story is about...

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  10. nightlurker4 July 2011 at 04:50

    I still can not understand WHY!!!!

    The mind boggles, also the comment in the article;

    "My partner was incredibly understanding, but it was obviously a hard time for both of us."

    Deserves consideration for comment of the month, I think.

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