This, from
Leg-Iron on the new porn-addicts helpline:
The service includes live telephone sessions with trained counsellors and 'accountability' software that monitors online activity and sends a list of viewed x-rated websites to users' therapists.
So they'll know your phone number and internet IP address and they'll get a list of the hottest sites direct from your own browsing history. Log on to Sluts-R-Us and someone will call you to tell you you've been very naughty and must be spanked. You know, I don't think that's going to work very well.
Masterly!
You probably won't be able to get through to a therapist .. for the queue of Politicians, High Court Judges & Arch Bishops ..
ReplyDeleteAnd any mention of a "free spanking" and they'll be there like flies round dog shit ..
No one can turn a cutting phrase like Leg Iron. DP comes close but Leg Iron's mastery is near complete.
ReplyDeleteWon't they just put these wankers in a CB 6000 chastity device nstead?
ReplyDeletewv: ruders (LOL!)
or the queue of Politicians, High Court Judges & Arch Bishops ..
ReplyDeleteand ex Home Secretaries' husbands - apparently
"No one can turn a cutting phrase like Leg Iron."
ReplyDeleteAgreed!