A woman from Kent is facing 16 months behind bars for having sex with a dog.Well, I suppose she's lucky to be alive, really...
Woolridge, of The Close, Downs Road, pleaded guilty to two charges of intercourse with an animal but initially denied sexual activity with a child.I see. Might as well be hung for a sheep as...
Her barrister Alex Rooke asked a judge at Canterbury Crown Court for a 'Goodyear' indication as to the probably (sic) length of sentence for a guilty plea, a local paper reports.
Judge Adele Williams told her she faced a maximum of 16 months in jail for all three offences - and Woolridge, aged 45, then changed her plea to guilty for the charge relating to child sex activity.
Oh, I'm not going there. I'm really not.
It says something about this nation that the bestiality was headlined not the kiddy sex.
ReplyDeleteThe comments prove my point.
Blimey my dog only gets a biscuit when he's good.
ReplyDeleteI would love to hear the mitigation for this case- "he was wagging his tail so I thought he was enjoying it?"
Jaded
I can't help feeling that 16 months isn't right - but then I don't know what is to be fair?
ReplyDeleteYou have chaps getting much longer for merely downloading illegal images but here you have someone not only creating them for real (as opposed to the legalistic 'making of an image') but acting in them too.
Just saying is all.
I've shagged a few dogs in my time.
ReplyDeleteUsually whilst wearing the beer goggles.
Wouldn't the lady in question be better off with a Rabbit?
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean you're gay jaded - or am I getting the wrong end of the bone? Our dog is good just for the pleasure it gives us - it's hard not to write a confession on this topic! Said dog, bring as smart as a barrow-load of monkeys, may be invited to our local secondary school to increase the grade point average. Did no one think of charging the dog?
ReplyDeleteGive her the cat !
ReplyDeleteHow low could a person stoop?
ReplyDeleteWell you know those little dachshund dogs.....
"It says something about this nation that the bestiality was headlined not the kiddy sex."
ReplyDeleteIndeed!
"Blimey my dog only gets a biscuit when he's good."
SNORK!
"You have chaps getting much longer for merely downloading illegal images.."
Good point!
"Wouldn't the lady in question be better off with a Rabbit?"
:D
"Did no one think of charging the dog?"
ReplyDeleteThey'd have to pixillate his face...
"Give her the cat !"
LOL!
"How low could a person stoop?"
It is rather odd they didn't give the breed, isn't it? Of the dog, I mean.
16 months?
ReplyDeleteHow much is that in dog years?
I feel faint... and sick.
ReplyDeleteWTF is the matter with people?
I really need a hot bath.
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