Between 5.30pm and 6pm on August 17, two young women who were jogging in Parrock Street, Gravesend, reported that a man performed a sexual act in his car whilst they ran past him.*tut*
They ran towards the town centre but the man followed them in his car until they reached a shopping area where he then drove off.
Sheer laziness. I remember when flashers walked to….errr, ‘work’.
A second incident was reported to have taken place between 11.50pm on August 18 and 1am on August 19.Hopefully with both hands on the wheel?
A woman, aged in her 20s, was walking in London Road, Stone, when a man pulled up in his car alongside her.
He indecently exposed himself and then performed a sexual act.
The woman continued to walk along the road and the man drove off.
"He indecently exposed himself and then performed a sexual act."
ReplyDeleteI beg to differ. I bet it was not so much sexual as very, very selfish, and the reason why Kleenex was invented.
"Between 5.30pm and 6pm"
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean they weren't sure of the time, or that they had to keep running past him for half an hour, just to be sure?
So the Police Officer asked the victim, 'Did he have an erection?' 'No'. she replied brightly, 'I think it was a Ford Cortina'...
ReplyDeleteTrue story
"I beg to differ. I bet it was not so much sexual as very, very selfish.."
ReplyDeleteLuckily everyone keeps Kleenex in their car.
Don't they? ;)
"Does this mean they weren't sure of the time, or that they had to keep running past him for half an hour, just to be sure?"
Heh!
"True story"
*boggle*