An 18-year-old woman has been raped in a pub car park in Sleaford.Disgraceful! Sharpen the pitchforks! Hunt down the...
The victim was discovered in a distressed state behind the Nags Head pub at 2.14am on Christmas Day and stated that she been raped and violently assaulted.
Oh. Wait:
Police investigating a report of a rape in a pub car park in Lincolnshire have confirmed that no sexual assault took place.I wonder how many of these we'll see in 2012?
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ReplyDeleteDid the cheque bounce?
ReplyDeleteJaded
Having been to Sleaford once (it was shut) .. I suppose I can excuse the terminal boredom which drove this gronk to make such a false claim ..
ReplyDeleteThe highlight of many a local kids outing is to be allowed to watch the Traffic lights change colour .. ;)
This used to be one of your specialist subjects. Either we've had far fewer recently, or I've not been paying attention.
ReplyDeleteThe biggest thrill of sex is deciding whether it was rape.
ReplyDelete...the rape took place between 12.45am and 2am.
ReplyDeleteWhat a man.
I went to Sleaford once, and I didn't get sexually assaulted either.
ReplyDeleteSpooky!
"This used to be one of your specialist subjects. Either we've had far fewer recently, or I've not been paying attention."
ReplyDelete98 in total (some are foreign cases), 3 in 2008, 17 in 2009, 42 in 2010 and 36 in 2011....
"What a man."
LOL!