Friday, 30 December 2011

Just To See Out 2011....

An 18-year-old woman has been raped in a pub car park in Sleaford.

The victim was discovered in a distressed state behind the Nags Head pub at 2.14am on Christmas Day and stated that she been raped and violently assaulted.
Disgraceful! Sharpen the pitchforks! Hunt down the...

Oh. Wait:
Police investigating a report of a rape in a pub car park in Lincolnshire have confirmed that no sexual assault took place.
I wonder how many of these we'll see in 2012?
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8 comments:

  1. Demetrius30 December 2011 at 15:07

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  2. Anonymous30 December 2011 at 17:37

    Did the cheque bounce?
    Jaded

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  3. Captain Haddock30 December 2011 at 18:38

    Having been to Sleaford once (it was shut) .. I suppose I can excuse the terminal boredom which drove this gronk to make such a false claim ..

    The highlight of many a local kids outing is to be allowed to watch the Traffic lights change colour .. ;)

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  4. Mark Wadsworth30 December 2011 at 20:34

    This used to be one of your specialist subjects. Either we've had far fewer recently, or I've not been paying attention.

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  5. Sylvia Slut30 December 2011 at 22:02

    The biggest thrill of sex is deciding whether it was rape.

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  6. blueknight30 December 2011 at 22:13

    ...the rape took place between 12.45am and 2am.

    What a man.

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  7. English Viking31 December 2011 at 18:25

    I went to Sleaford once, and I didn't get sexually assaulted either.

    Spooky!

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  8. JuliaM1 January 2012 at 06:02

    "This used to be one of your specialist subjects. Either we've had far fewer recently, or I've not been paying attention."

    98 in total (some are foreign cases), 3 in 2008, 17 in 2009, 42 in 2010 and 36 in 2011....

    "What a man."

    LOL!

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