Friday 30 December 2011

Just To See Out 2011....

An 18-year-old woman has been raped in a pub car park in Sleaford.

The victim was discovered in a distressed state behind the Nags Head pub at 2.14am on Christmas Day and stated that she been raped and violently assaulted.
Disgraceful! Sharpen the pitchforks! Hunt down the...

Oh. Wait:
Police investigating a report of a rape in a pub car park in Lincolnshire have confirmed that no sexual assault took place.
I wonder how many of these we'll see in 2012?

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  2. Did the cheque bounce?
    Jaded

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  3. Having been to Sleaford once (it was shut) .. I suppose I can excuse the terminal boredom which drove this gronk to make such a false claim ..

    The highlight of many a local kids outing is to be allowed to watch the Traffic lights change colour .. ;)

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  4. This used to be one of your specialist subjects. Either we've had far fewer recently, or I've not been paying attention.

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  5. The biggest thrill of sex is deciding whether it was rape.

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  6. ...the rape took place between 12.45am and 2am.

    What a man.

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  7. I went to Sleaford once, and I didn't get sexually assaulted either.

    Spooky!

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  8. "This used to be one of your specialist subjects. Either we've had far fewer recently, or I've not been paying attention."

    98 in total (some are foreign cases), 3 in 2008, 17 in 2009, 42 in 2010 and 36 in 2011....

    "What a man."

    LOL!

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