Sunday, 11 December 2011

Usually, Women Just Have To Ask…

Zimbabwean police believe there is a nationwide syndicate of women raping men, possibly to use their semen for use in rituals that claim to make people wealthy.
*boggle*
… cultural expert and sociology lecturer Claude Mararikei told the BBC that it was not clear how the semen would be used.
Well, here in the West, there’s always hair gel…

H/T: Lord T via email
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17 comments:

  1. Angry Exile11 December 2011 at 13:06

    If you've just heard a bang from the direction of the offices of the Daily Mail it was probably the sonic boom from Jizz Loan's chair shooting backwards as she rushed to get in line.

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  2. Mark Wadsworth11 December 2011 at 16:20

    I think that's just clever propaganda by the Zimbabwean tourist board.

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  3. patently11 December 2011 at 17:47

    Gives a whole new meaning to your sub-title, Julia...

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  4. Captain Haddock11 December 2011 at 18:12

    "Oh, cum all ye faithful" ... ;)

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  5. Anonymous11 December 2011 at 18:23

    zip-a-dee-doo-daaaaa, zip-a-dee-ay, my oh my what a wonderful day, Mr Mugabe's cumming my way, zip-a-dee-doo-da, zip-a-dee-a!

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  6. Captain Haddock11 December 2011 at 18:37

    "Zimbabwean police believe there is a nationwide syndicate of women raping men, possibly to use their semen for use in rituals" ..

    Maybe they're collecting it for use in the local version of "Strictly Cum Dancing" ? ... ;)

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  7. Anonymous11 December 2011 at 18:49

    Curiosity is the human failing which knows exactly what to expect from such comments but opens them anyway.

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  8. Lerxst11 December 2011 at 18:51

    Curiously it doesn't say how the men were forced into having sex. No mention of being at gunpoint, for example. Somehow I don't think just being given 'a strong sexual desire' counts as coercion, otherwise I'd have an excuse to jump on the woman at the next desk everytime she bends over... :-)

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  9. Anonymous11 December 2011 at 19:01

    Hair gel? Hmmm...

    There's something about Julia

    ;)

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  10. blueknight11 December 2011 at 19:01

    Dear Penthouse Forum, ...

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  11. Anonymous11 December 2011 at 22:22

    They have just misunderstood how the UK benefit system works..........

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  12. banned12 December 2011 at 00:47

    His former wife seems to have understood the situation better than the police.

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  13. JuliaM12 December 2011 at 05:48

    "If you've just heard a bang from the direction of the offices of the Daily Mail ..."

    Eeeeww! What a thought!

    "I think that's just clever propaganda by the Zimbabwean tourist board."

    Heh!

    "Gives a whole new meaning to your sub-title, Julia..."

    :D

    "Curiously it doesn't say how the men were forced into having sex. "

    Probably 'witchcraft'....

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  14. JuliaM12 December 2011 at 05:48

    "His former wife seems to have understood the situation better than the police."

    Oh, indeed!

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  15. Anonymous12 December 2011 at 10:35

    I can tell you from experience that the standard use of semen makes you poorer, not wealthier.

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  16. Anonymous12 December 2011 at 13:14

    There's six chav women around here that have been collected semen for years, thats why they have about 5 kids each.

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  17. Anonymous13 December 2011 at 10:17

    Yeah......sexual offences against men are funny. Now if we can just get people to laugh about sexual offences against women what a better world it would be.

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