You won't see me coming....
Aircraft captain to passengers:"Ladies, and gentlemen, let me reassure you that there is absolutely no cause for alarm" (Ack: Marty Feldman, if memory serves)
Ahh....Croydon. Again. Who in their right mind would ever move there?
Town centre is safe, insist the fuzz, who only go round in pairs or stay in their patrol cars.
Who in their right mind would ever move there?Linton Kwesi Johnson?
Half of Africa, judging from my last visit.So, go on, call me a racist... I no longer care.
"...Marty Feldman, if memory serves..." Heh! It is a little like that, isn't it?"Ahh....Croydon. Again. " It's a very fertile source."Half of Africa, judging from my last visit." Only half? Your last visit must have been a while ago..
Aircraft captain to passengers:
ReplyDelete"Ladies, and gentlemen, let me reassure you that there is absolutely no cause for alarm" (Ack: Marty Feldman, if memory serves)
Ahh....Croydon. Again.
ReplyDeleteWho in their right mind would ever move there?
Town centre is safe, insist the fuzz, who only go round in pairs or stay in their patrol cars.
ReplyDeleteWho in their right mind would ever move there?
ReplyDeleteLinton Kwesi Johnson?
Half of Africa, judging from my last visit.
ReplyDeleteSo, go on, call me a racist... I no longer care.
"...Marty Feldman, if memory serves..."
ReplyDeleteHeh! It is a little like that, isn't it?
"Ahh....Croydon. Again. "
It's a very fertile source.
"Half of Africa, judging from my last visit."
Only half? Your last visit must have been a while ago..