Friday, 4 May 2012

'Acting As Peacemaker' - Yr Doin' It Wrong!

Jon Holmes, defending, said everyone had been drinking and it started off as 'silliness – a nothing situation'.
"At that point my client was acting as a peacemaker as far as his girlfriend was concerned," he said.
Hmmm....
...Thomas, who was on bail at the time of the attack, had five previous convictions for assault, seven for public disorder and two for possession of offensive weapons....
*shocked face*

2 comments:

  1. Farris? A name challenging the sobriety of those at the christening. I mean, it's neither Ferris nor Harris. Oh, wait, I've just clocked the press picture. Yup, that's a Farris.

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  2. Indeed! You can always tell a mugshot, can't you?>

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