Sunday, 3 June 2012

" I'm here to keep you alive, not help you shop."

"Unless it's for that cool anti-bac hand-gel. Here, I've got some in a concealed holster at my ankle."

Oh, my, way to destroy all my illusions about the bodyguarding business...
‘I pride myself in my work,’ writes Summers, now head of security at Sky TV. ‘Nobody got sick on that trip. Nobody even came close to diarrhoea and I knew that I had done my job keeping everyone else healthy. I ran a tight ship ensuring everyone always washed their hands with wet wipes.’
I can't help but think this is the film Costner should have made...
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4 comments:

  1. drsolly3 June 2012 at 16:17

    How did she know that nobody even came close to diarrhoea?

    I mean, I'm not going to walk up to the head of security and say "I think I feel a bit of looseness in the bowels".

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  2. Anonymous4 June 2012 at 01:44

    You might be shaken but not stirred.
    signed - James B.

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  3. Anonymous4 June 2012 at 13:02

    drsolly said...

    How did she know that nobody even came close to diarrhoea?

    By intimately inspecting the toilet pans and finding no evidence of pebble-dashing.

    Close examination of underwear, keeping an eye out for russet gusset.

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  4. JuliaM5 June 2012 at 05:50

    "..I'm not going to walk up to the head of security and say "I think I feel a bit of looseness in the bowels""

    Indeed!

    Perhaps they should have checked for surveillance cameras in the loos?

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