Sunday, 24 June 2012

Nice Try, Love, But They Didn’t Find A Customer In Your Luggage, Did They?

A woman accused of smuggling £400,000 worth of cocaine into Bristol Airport told a jury she was a prostitute, not a drugs runner.
Well, indeed! How very dare they – a lady has standards, after all…

3 comments:

  1. How very enriching.

    "The court was told that Bakare would be liable to be deported to her native Nigeria after serving her term."

    Anyone takers for a fiver that it never happens ?

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  2. 'Speaking through a Nicaraguan interpreter, she told the court she went to Cameroon to work as a prostitute, behind the back of her 72-year-old husband in London'.

    Nicaraguan interpreter?

    72-year-old husband?

    WTF?

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  3. It's one of those stories that makes you think 'So....this is 'enrichment', is it?' for sure.

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