Sunday, 22 July 2012

Let The Hilarity And Hijinks Commence!

A Canadian evangelist who believes he can "heal" people by kicking them in the face is heading to Croydon.
Oh boy! *gets popcorn* I can’t think of a better place, can you?

Ladies & gentlemen, place your bets!
In one incident, the burly pastor intentionally kicked an elderly woman in the face and in another a man was pushed over and lost a tooth.
Bentley says the Holy Spirit tells him to use these techniques as part of his "miracles".
Croydon magistrates’ll have no problems accepting that as an excuse, I’m sure…
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous22 July 2012 at 20:08

    Wonderful. Ican give him several places he can work his miracles. Well actually, it's anywhere within the borders of Croydon!
    Penseivat

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  2. Ancient+Tattered Airman22 July 2012 at 20:19

    He must celebrate every miracle with a tattoo!

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  3. Trundlemaster22 July 2012 at 20:50

    I'm normally pretty gobby but with this one, words fail me.

    A face kicking preacher? In a major venue in Croydon. This suggests that there is some sort of market for this sort of thing in Croydon and its environs. Which says a lot about Croydon.

    I'd love to see this geezer doing some street preaching though. Would he I wonder cry, 'kick your head in for jesus?' And, if so what sort of result would he get?

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  4. Trundlemaster22 July 2012 at 20:53

    Oh and I noticed this gem as well. Foxes eating pets in Croydon.

    http://www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/Foxes-t-recycling-bins-eat-pets-says-Sanderstead/story-16468722-detail/story.html

    Gem of a row on the comment boards afterwards.

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  5. JuliaM23 July 2012 at 05:37

    "He must celebrate every miracle with a tattoo!"

    :D

    "Oh and I noticed this gem as well. Foxes eating pets in Croydon."

    Oh, good grief!

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  6. Trundlemaster23 July 2012 at 08:58

    Croydon twinned with Bedlam

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