Nadeem Aullybocus*, defending, said his client had thrown the bottle at a display stand hoping to hit cigarettes, and it bounced into the assistant.
Mr Aullybocus said: "He doesn't make excuses. He knows he's done wrong."*That'll be one for Furor Tuetonicus ;)
Noted. :-))
ReplyDeleteAnother one to be roasted over slow fires for being a twat.
ReplyDeleteThe lawyer, or the defendant? Oh, hell. Build a bigger fire, we can do 'em both!
ReplyDeleteThe lawyer, the defendant, the Furor, Julia or all of them?
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