Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Quote Of The Month

An important consumer safety tip from the incomparable Leg-Iron:
Apparently, New Zealand prostitutes are using signposts to give pole-dancing demonstrations. This has resulted in many bent and even broken poles, which I would take as a warning that, should you decide to avail yourself of the service, do not let her get on top.

2 comments:

  1. On the fat bird jokes at the end of that post....

    Himself (who is welsh) once shouted to a huuuge female in a supermarket car park "You'll hafta shift yerself woman I can't afford the diesel to go around you !"

    *cringe*

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