Saturday, 25 August 2012

Back Like A Bad Penny Shilling!

Somali drug dealers are operating in a popular park in Southchurch, police have revealed.
Officers have launched an investigation after a gang was spotted prowling around Southchurch Park at night, searching for business.
Gosh, who knew?

Oh. Wait.

Well, I guess you were right, Leigh, you have technically driven them out. Just, well, not very far.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous25 August 2012 at 15:53

    Don't move them on, deport the bastards, not exactly difficult is it.

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  2. Dr Cromarty25 August 2012 at 18:38

    Somalis.

    Contribution to UK. One good middle-distance runner ( who lives in the USA - so much for the Great Satan!)

    Otherwise, contribution to UK?

    Violent criminals and highly fertile welfare addicts.

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  3. Anonymous25 August 2012 at 21:38


    If there is a boating lake in that park we could use a bit of summary justice. All it would take is a couple of those pedalos, half a dozen AK47's, one or two RPGs, the local U3A members, and an address we could send the ransom note to!
    Penseivat

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  4. JuliaM26 August 2012 at 05:53

    "Don't move them on, deport the bastards, not exactly difficult is it."

    You wouldn't think so, would you? Thanks, EU!

    "Contribution to UK. One good middle-distance runner ( who lives in the USA - so much for the Great Satan!)"

    Ah, but he's fully integrated. Which is what we want.

    "If there is a boating lake in that park we could use a bit of summary justice. "

    I like that idea!

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  5. Hexe Froschbein26 August 2012 at 10:45

    Drug dealers prowling for business in a known locations?

    How much easier can it be made for the cops to go do some targeted prowling for drug dealer arrests?

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