…but no:
George spends his life on the loch - around 60 hours a week - taking tourists out on his boat Nessie Hunter IV, and has led numerous Nessie hunts over the years.
*suspicions aroused*
He now claims the picture is the best ever taken of the Loch Ness Monster and - most importantly - proves once and for all that the elusive leviathan is definitely NOT a sturgeon.
He says he has even had it independently verified by a team of US military monster experts…
Such
teams exist? Well, whadda ya know!
'I’m convinced I was seeing Nessie as I believe in these creatures.'
There’s a name for that, isn’t there?
But it is because of the olympics. Everyone is down south and it's time for a little publicity for the business and he might con the gullible, especially those from the US, into making a side trip to see and so fill his pockets.
ReplyDeleteI could point out 'faults' with the picture but will just say it is too blurred considering the capability of modern digital cameras.
No wonder the bugger's survived in the loch so long, since he can camouflage himself as a dumped mattress.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what happened to Nessie Hunter III
ReplyDeleteJohn Gibson
What does a creature of such enormous size eat, given that there is next to nothing in the cold, dirty loch?
ReplyDeleteRidiculous! It can't possibly be a picture of Nessie; the poor creature was captured by Monty Burns and taken back to Springfield.
ReplyDeleteThe boat should be called Nessie Hustler IV.
ReplyDeleteAnd absolutely correct Noggin, there is bugger all in there to eat, and surely someone would have spotted an Tesco Online delivery truck turning up every week?
"..but will just say it is too blurred considering the capability of modern digital cameras."
ReplyDeleteAh,. but any camera is only as good as it's camera operator?
"No wonder the bugger's survived in the loch so long, since he can camouflage himself as a dumped mattress."
It's evolution in action!
"The boat should be called Nessie Hustler IV."
ReplyDeleteIndeed!