Lee Hammond, for Dyson, said he had tried to take his life in the past few months and was on medication for depression. From an early age, he had witnessed his heroin addict mother taking drugs, he had been in care for many years and his upbringing had been dysfunctional.And yet, despite that, he’s proved to be quite the stud:
Dyson, who has just become a dad after his ex-girlfriend gave birth…Imagine what the mother must be like, if this is ideal Alpha Male material..?
So…what did he get?
…was given a 12-month community order, with supervision and the Thinking Skills programme. He must pay £100 compensation and £40 costs.*sighs*
Bunny
ReplyDeleteSurely lessons on how to effectively commit suicide would be a good use resources. That would be effective thinking skills for the lad.
Tool up people, these are the shit coming round YOUR house when they feel 'dissed'. Send them home in a bag!
ReplyDeleteThinking skills, eh?
ReplyDeleteCan Foul Ole Ron's thinking-brain dog be far behind?
Dyson isn't all bad. After all, according to the cited report "when charged, Dyson, who had more than 30 offences on his record, apologised."
ReplyDeleteYou see, he "apologised" so that's alright then. Do you think, by the way, that Dyson is actually going to pay the £140 in compensation and costs? On the basis that, in common with many of the slugs brought up in front of the bench, most probably this scrote has never done a day's real work in his life, the payer will be the taxpayer.
Again, as with so many lowlifes from the underclass encouraged by the burgeoning welfare state, Burnley magistrates can look forward to a long and increasingly expensive (for the taxpayer) relationship with Dyson.
Where else do you think Labour voters come from? Breed criminal, congenital idiots like flies, that's how.
ReplyDeleteIf we denied the vote to people on benefits it might add some incentive for them to get off them.
A more likely state of affairs is that we would arrive at a plutocracy, which, not exactly having the wealth of Midas, might not benefit me all that much - but it's better than being ruled by vermin.
Twenty: That would involve the'great and good' (usually neither) being clever enough to weigh heads instead of merely counting them.
ReplyDelete"That would be effective thinking skills for the lad."
ReplyDeleteI'll write a 'How To...' book if need be...
"Can Foul Ole Ron's thinking-brain dog be far behind?"
Some people appear to think they already exist!
"Again, as with so many lowlifes from the underclass encouraged by the burgeoning welfare state, Burnley magistrates can look forward to a long and increasingly expensive (for the taxpayer) relationship with Dyson."
But the prison service, youth offending team, 'Thinking Skills' course providers, etc... Do they want things to change?
"If we denied the vote to people on benefits it might add some incentive for them to get off them."
Even if it didn't, I think it's worth doing just for the anguish it'd cause in the progressive camp... ;)
It would appear that 'The Marching Morons' is prophetic. Soon they will outnumber us then who will keep the country and services running?
ReplyDeletere: guide dogs
ReplyDelete*boggle*
....just... *boggle*
Some 'thinking skills' wouldn't go amiss there either. You are going to post on it, aren't you?