Friday, 28 December 2012

Chapter 542 In 'Piers Morgan Just Says...

...The First Idiotic Thing That Pops Into His Head':
CNN host Piers Morgan has said he believes the Bible and the U.S. Constitution are 'inherently flawed' and that the Bible needs an amendment changing its stance on same-sex marriage.
*boggle*

The man is, of course, a smug, self-publicising fool. The best thing the Americans could do is to simply ignore him.

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  1. The Bible needs an amendment, eh? Who does he think he is,Hieronymus? or maybe just King James...

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  2. Morgan really is so retarded. It's stupid enough coming out with that quote, but more so in America.

    I bet the southern bible belters have already created a hate page and a nearby tree to hang Morgan if he ever visits Tennessee (or Texas, Missouri, Kentucky, Georgia, Utah, Idaho, Kansas... etc, etc...)

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  3. Perhaps he stumbled across that particular idea by listening to someone's voicemail message...

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  4. I can't say I'm a fan but I have to give him some credit for taking his guests to task over gun control. The rest of the American media meekly raises the issue but quickly settles on a raft of solutions, with gun control being the least favoured option.

    Sadly, he's banging a drum that the Americans just don't want to hear. And I'm not sure highlighting the Bible's faults are going to endear him to his audience either.

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  5. Lynne at Counting Cats28 December 2012 at 16:58

    Perhaps the Westboro baptist hate mongers could do something right for once. Like go picket Moron's house...

    And we can go sign the petition to keep the twit on the far side of the pond:

    http://order-order.com/2012/12/26/petition-the-whitehouse-to-keep-piers-in-america/

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  6. "Who does he think he is,Hieronymus? or maybe just King James..."

    Whoever he thinks he is, the Yanks are welcome to him...

    "Perhaps he stumbled across that particular idea by listening to someone's voicemail message..."

    SNORK!

    "Sadly, he's banging a drum that the Americans just don't want to hear."

    Especially from an emasculated Brit!

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  7. Piers Morgan is a smirking moron who endangered the lives of British soldiers by printing fake photos in a low-grade newspaper.

    Why he wasn't made to run naked through the streets to a traitor's gallows is completely beyond me.

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