Thursday, 17 January 2013

Define 'Unsatisfactory'...

The injured youth went to hospital “bleeding profusely,” added Mr Brison.
He told the court police inquiries were continuing into the shooting incident.
“It appears two males are blaming each other – I am not sure what is going to happen, but it is an unsatisfactory situation.”
Poacher got his just deserts. Sounds pretty satisfactory to me...

Especially since he doesn't confine his thievery to wildlife:
The teenager also pleaded guilty to stealing a sat-nav and tools worth a total of £2,625 from a car parked in Leeholme, near Coundon, between October 19 and 21.
Do they ever..?
Mr Brison said it had been a mad couple of months for the youth.
“He does not have a long record but has amassed matters in the last couple of months. One thought about what has been going on in his life is he has run a bit wild trying to impress associates.”
I wonder who his 'associates' are?
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3 comments:

  1. Budvar17 January 2013 at 11:01

    Correct me if I'm wrong here, but "Trespass" is not a crime, but a civil matter. Also "Rabbits" are classed as vermin, a bit like rats, so in what way would anyone be classed as "Stealing" say a dead rat?

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  2. Anonymous17 January 2013 at 22:47

    Didnt the gov reclassify trespass as a criminal offence a couple of years back? after all that hoo-hah about those illegal gypsy camps?

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  3. JuliaM18 January 2013 at 05:21

    "Correct me if I'm wrong here, but "Trespass" is not a crime, but a civil matter."

    For now...

    "Didnt the gov reclassify trespass as a criminal offence a couple of years back?"

    Just last year, and ONLY in residential properties.

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