Sunday, 10 March 2013

Hmmm, Could Have Phrased It Better…

Tony Mustafa, who works at the dry cleaners, also owned by Mr Yazgan and Mr Mulla, said the pair are now living in Cyprus and he did not have any contact details for them.
He added: "It was supposed to be a massage place but there was people ... going up and down, all the time, 24/7, every 20 or 30 minutes
*giggles*
Police raided the flats above Emerald Dry Cleaners, in South End, South Croydon, where Spanish women, who have since fled the country, were charging up to £100 an hour…
Coming over here, taking our (sex-worker) jobs…
Croydon Council's cabinet member for community safety, Simon Hoar, said…
Oh, please stop! You're killing me!

3 comments:

  1. ... were charging up to £100 an hour

    Wooo I'm in the wrong business.

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  2. So 'dry cleaners' downstairs and 'seamstress' upstairs - traditional innit?

    I wonder if there was ever an 'incident' where some poor, lonely man seeking some 'assistance' with something he can't quite mange on his own (not since his wife passed), a personal matter of some embarrassment to him (a man simply needs some things that only a woman can provide), trudged shyly up those stairs ... with his button-less shirts and holey socks?

    £100 an hour for ironing and darning sounds reasonable to me, or am I missing something?

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  3. "Wooo I'm in the wrong business."

    Me too!

    "..trudged shyly up those stairs ... with his button-less shirts and holey socks?"

    LOL!

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