Sunday, 31 March 2013

Sometimes Only Verbatim Will Do...

Some local newspapers like to come up with a snappy headline, and some... don't:


Well, how could you improve on that?
Kent Police’s DS Simon Barnes has reviewed CCTV footage...
This requires the attention of a DS..?!
DS Barnes said: “No-one was significantly injured...
Errrr, no-one was injured AT ALL....

H/T: Martin Thornton via email

3 comments:

  1. Says it all, really, that headline

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  2. A one man crime-wave.

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  3. Quite! And, presumably, a slow news day, as well as for the local cops?

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