Sunday, 12 May 2013

"Please Keep Both Hands On The Handlebars At All Times..."

"... for, errr, safety. Or something."
A cyclist pedalled up to a bus stop and performed an indecent act in front two 19-year-old women.
Maybe it helps if you have one of those kickstands?
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7 comments:

  1. pjt12 May 2013 at 12:06

    You need to advise me, as I'm not British. What hand gesture is such that it is a "very frightening experience" for a couple of young women at 8:30 in the morning?

    I just want to make sure I make no such gestures by mistake if I ever come to the British Isles...

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  2. Anonymous12 May 2013 at 12:46

    You can't pick up young girls on a bicycle....the main reason why it is so rare to see an Asian coming on one.

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  3. Anonymous12 May 2013 at 17:58

    Bunny

    A man of Asian appearance, could he be of Chinese or Indonesian appearance, let me guess... Yet again one feels culturally enriched.

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  4. JuliaM13 May 2013 at 05:39

    "What hand gesture is such that it is a "very frightening experience" for a couple of young women at 8:30 in the morning? "

    Clearly, the time of day is vital!

    "...could he be of Chinese or Indonesian appearance, let me guess.."

    Spot on!

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  5. Fahrenheit21113 May 2013 at 07:58

    Bunny, 'Man of Asian' appearance? Would that be a Sikh, probably not, would that be a Hindu, probably not, would that be a Christian, probably not. It is more than likely that the sexually incontinent biking abuser was a Bearded Savage.

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  6. blueknight13 May 2013 at 21:51

    could he be of Chinese or Indonesian appearance....
    Martyrs Ave leads to Langley Green, known locally as Langley Desh, so the chances are slim.

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  7. JuliaM14 May 2013 at 05:32

    "...known locally as Langley Desh..."

    Aha!

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