Thursday, 8 August 2013

Another Sociologist! Just What We Need!

A UCSB student charged with filing a false rape report after she solicited a man to beat her up in exchange for sex was sentenced Thursday to 60 days in Santa Barbara County Jail and three years of probation. As part of her no contest plea, 20-year-old Morgan Triplett is also required to complete 200 hours of community service, undergo 60 hours of mental-health treatment, and pay a $710 fine.
It wasn't her only false report, either. And not content with simply crying rape, she went one better:
In both instances, Schonfield noted, Triplett claimed her attacker smelled of cigarette smoke.
Well, of course. Rapists must be smokers, right?
Triplett’s attorney, Santa Cruz public defender Jack Lamar, was unavailable for comment, but Schonfield said she heard from him that Triplett is currently in counseling and is close to graduating UCSB with a bachelor’s degree in sociology.
I shall say no more...

H/T: PJH via email

5 comments:

  1. So that's what they teach in sociology classes now.

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  2. XX solicited a man to beat her up in exchange for sex XX

    You lost me... WHAT!?

    Whatever happened to "Suck and fuck five buck?"

    (See "Choir boys" and or "New Centurions", Joseph Wambaugh.)

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  3. God, it was all so much easier when we just did not talk about it at all.....
    Am I showing my age?

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  4. after she solicited a man to beat her up in exchange for sex

    I'm having great trouble with making intelligible English of that, too.

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  5. "So that's what they teach in sociology classes now."

    Well, it's probably more use...

    "(See "Choir boys" and or "New Centurions", Joseph Wambaugh"

    Great books!

    "I'm having great trouble with making intelligible English of that, too."

    There's nowt so queer as folk..

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