Wednesday, 28 August 2013

How I Love Reading The Phrase 'An Argument Broke Out In An Asda Car Park'...

...because you always know you're in for something special:
The mother of four was in her car when she was approached by the woman who became argumentative.
Out of the blue she unzipped her three quarter length jacket which revealed she was completely naked.
Yes, well, we're all 'completely naked' under our clothes, aren't we?
Acting Sergeant James Proffitt, from West Bromwich investigation team, said: "In all my years I have never known of a lady flasher. What has happened here is a sexual offence and the victim was understandably shocked and offended.
"The woman had no regard for the young children who were exposed to this kind of behaviour."
It's Asda. In Birmingham. I think they'll see worse before they're older...

 H/T: Ron Hughes via email
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6 comments:

  1. Fidel Cuntstruck28 August 2013 at 11:40

    "The woman had no regard for the young children who were exposed to this kind of behaviour."

    Hmmmm ... I suspect that, rather than frighten/shock/offend the kids, it made their day.

    Police are asking for anyone with information to contact them on the 101 number - well .. ask those kids, they probably have much more detailed photos on their iPhones than their mother managed to take :0)

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  2. Anonymous28 August 2013 at 11:55

    Could she be what is sometimes described as a "crack ho" in her work clothes?

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  3. Bucko28 August 2013 at 13:11

    ""she unzipped her three quarter length jacket which revealed she was completely naked.""

    That never happens to me!

    (Although, looking at the pictures....)

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  4. John Pickworth28 August 2013 at 14:46

    "What has happened here is a sexual offence..."

    Legally, technically, because of the presence of minors, perhaps. But really?

    The world might be a better place if more arguments were resolved/defused this way.

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  5. JuliaM30 August 2013 at 05:25

    "...ask those kids, they probably have much more detailed photos on their iPhones than their mother managed to take "

    :D

    "That never happens to me!

    (Although, looking at the pictures....)"

    Quite!

    "The world might be a better place if more arguments were resolved/defused this way"

    As in bonobo society..? ;)

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  6. Anonymous30 August 2013 at 21:44

    I read through this several times, but I couldn't find the part where a victim was asked what the offender was wearing beneath her jacket, and replied, "I couldn't be certain, but whatever it was, it needed ironing!"
    Penseivat

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