Sophie-May Dickson, 21, said she was left shocked when the bus journey from Canvey’s Haystack pub, in Furtherwick Road, to Basildon town centre, turned into a nightmare.
Mrs Dickson was on the way to Basildon on the First bus with her one-year-old daughter...*looks at picture of mother* *braces for incoming chavname*
...Precious...GAH!!!
The embarrassed mother stayed on the bus to finish her journey following the incident, which happened on Tuesday.
However, she said she will now think twice before using public transport again.WIN!!
Now, give Mr T his necklace back, Sophie-May...
Reminds me of that scene in Friends:
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"But my name's Precious"
"Yeah, sorry, but I just can't...."
At least she wasn't breastfeeding it in the shallow end of a swimming pool and moaning when staff said 'NO'!
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Look for the positives here, people - she's 21 years old, with a baby, and she's MARRIED!
ReplyDeleteLook for the positives here, people - she's 21 years old, with a baby, and she's MARRIED!
ReplyDeleteAre babies 'Bling' now; or, is Sophie-May so un-photogenic, that the local rag has to use a photograph of her cousin holding the bawler?
ReplyDeleteOn my former (bus) commute, I often experienced a (male) bus driver who couldn't stand passengers talking loudly and used to ask them to keep the noise down.
ReplyDelete“It’s put me off public transport."
ReplyDeleteI suppose hubby could drop you off on the way to his next tarmacking job.
Precious. Would the fathers name be Gollum perchance ?
ReplyDelete"Reminds me of that scene in Friends"
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!
"At least she wasn't breastfeeding it in the shallow end of a swimming pool..."
Oh, indeed!
"I suppose hubby could drop you off on the way to his next tarmacking job."
SNORK! Still, as Libertarian pointed out, at least he got a ring on her finger!
"Would the fathers name be Gollum perchance ?"
:D
ReplyDelete"Would the fathers name be Gollum perchance ?"
Not unless there's a bus to Basildon from Sunderland:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2385386/Britains-feckless-father-batters-ex-child--dad-11-10-women-boasts-spared-jail.html
Heh!
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