Police dubbed a cow “Harry Moo-dini” after the famous escapist – because he sneaked out of a farm and onto a main road twice in a few hours.
Officers said the cow was like Houdini after it escaped onto the A23 twice on Friday night.…until, of course, someone is seriously injured in a collision. Then, you’re not laughing, are you?
Police dubbed a cow “Harry Moo-dini” after the famous escapist – because he sneaked out of a farm and onto a main road twice in a few hours.
ReplyDeleteErrr ... ???
Officers attended but by 7.20pm it had returned to its field.
Phew! .. got bored with all the commotion I suppose :0p
By 9.50pm the cow was back in the field and a restaurant owner had managed to repair the fence to the field.
Eh? Where does the "Restaurant Owner" come into this?
On the same night – around the same time – officers were called to a pack of dog running around the A23 at Pyecombe.
WHAT.. THE.. FUCK....
An officer called it “animal magic”.
Really? I call it shoddy, pissed up journalism - again.
XX Police dubbed a cow “Harry XX
ReplyDeleteSais it all about the general education of meodern Plod, I guess.
"Eh? Where does the "Restaurant Owner" come into this?"
ReplyDeleteI hear his meat's REALLY fresh... ;)
"Sais it all about the general education of meodern Plod, I guess."
I suppose, on the one hand, we should be grateful Professional Standards allow them a sense of humour at all, no matter how feeble...