Thursday, 17 October 2013

Another One For That New Dictionary I’m Compiling…

A youth worker and reformed armed robber who filmed a TV show about turning his back on crime faces jail for a vicious attack on his ex-girlfriend.
Luke Sewell, 24, of Lower Coombe Road, South Croydon, punched and kicked the 20-year-old in sustained assault in the early hours of March 15 after a row broke out about him cheating on her.
Perhaps they think 'reformed' means simply that he hasn't committed any more armed robberies. Yet.
He will be sentenced on October 23. Magistrates told him a custodial sentence will be considered.
For all of, ooooh, five minutes?

5 comments:

  1. "Perhaps they think 'reformed' means simply that he hasn't committed any more ...."

    Nah. In that context, it just means he ain't been caught. Yet.

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  2. Why are these f**kers always "youth workers"? Seems to be the gig for black criminals.

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  3. Bunny

    He'll be joining the religion of peace next.

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  4. You can file this creep under evil shitbag.

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  5. "In that context, it just means he ain't been caught. Yet."

    True!

    "Seems to be the gig for black criminals."

    Those who can't manage even the minimal singing talent needer to be rappers, yes...

    "You can file this creep under evil shitbag."

    It's a big file. And it's growing.

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