Friday 29 November 2013

Gosh! *Rummages In Cupboard* I'm Sure It's Here Somewhere...

A teenage murderer hanged himself just days after being jailed at one of Britain’s highest security prisons.
Imran Douglas, 18, faced a minimum of 18 years behind bars for the horrific killing of a bed-ridden pensioner.
Ah! There it is!



A Met spokesman confirmed that police are investigating the death of Douglas. He said: ‘A special post-mortem examination gave cause of death as injuries consistent with self-suspension.
The death is being treated as non-suspicious.’
And fortuitous.
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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous29 November 2013 at 09:45

    Let us hope he never took the opportunity to breed. Still, the sad loss (not) of yet another young man with an old fashioned British first name.
    Penseivat

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  2. Fahrenheit21129 November 2013 at 09:51

    Good riddance. This is what is called a good result.

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  3. Anonymous29 November 2013 at 10:07

    An S & M spokesman confirmed that police are investigating the death of Douglas. He said: ‘A special post-mortem examination gave cause of death as injuries consistent with self-suspension.

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  4. Furor Teutonicus29 November 2013 at 11:33

    XX A Met spokesman confirmed that police are investigating the death of Douglas.XX

    Police must be short of spokesmen if they have to borrow a weather forecaster.

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  5. Anonymous29 November 2013 at 15:11

    I just read 'Imran Douglas' and knew it wasn't going to be pretty.

    Still, has name and visage will live on, to be found under 'miscegenate' in any good illustrated dictionary.

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  6. Anonymous29 November 2013 at 17:16

    "A post mortem investigation found he died of injuries consistent with suicide by hanging."

    A slow a painful death. At the hands of Albert Pierrepoint, he would have met a quicker end. Not that I am complaining.

    Oh, and good to see the 'Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter back.

    Just don't break this time Julia.

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  7. MTG29 November 2013 at 17:35

    Imran Douglas, an abomination by any other name, met a fitting end although a few may resent Justice 'cheated'.
    The mercy in our nature is evident in donations of user-friendly lengths of rope to lifers convicted of particularly horrific crimes.

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  8. JuliaM30 November 2013 at 06:35

    "Let us hope he never took the opportunity to breed. "

    A bit of a forlorn hope, these days...

    "Police must be short of spokesmen if they have to borrow a weather forecaster."

    LOL!

    "At the hands of Albert Pierrepoint, he would have met a quicker end. Not that I am complaining."

    Idiot couldn't even get that right, could he? A loser to the end..


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