Sunday, 17 November 2013

Really, 'Daily Star'..?



H/T: Dave Ward via email

9 comments:

  1. Blimey! He must have gone white as a sheet!

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  2. We must presume it was a small packet of bakers' yeast . . . .

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  3. ...until being finished off by an overdose at his Neverland ranch.

    Oh, sorry - you meant someone else?

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  4. White "lightening",perhaps?

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  5. i bin struk by lightening wunce

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  6. More chance of getting struck by lightening twice or Melvin writing something funny and interesting? Discuss.
    Jaded

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  7. "We must presume it was a small packet of bakers' yeast . . ."

    :D

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  8. Nearly as bad as the youth who had the name of his favourite Metallica album tattooed on his arm.
    It should have read 'Ride the lightning'. What it said was 'Ride the lighting'.
    I had visions of him straddling a fluorescent tube..

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