You will die laughing at 'staff' gifts presented to Jonathan Billinghurst, Julia.
I mean, what is the UK coming to when a nigger (clearly uppity as a result of finding honest employment) can venture out in an almost new mini cooper and not have it christened by the Met, right?
I would, however, caution against describing him as a man of 'honest employment':
"Billinghurst, who was sentenced to four months in prison for driving while disqualified and handling stolen goods, said he had bought the car for £6,000 after seeing it advertised in the local area. Had he known it was stolen, he said, he would not have driven it daily to work at Ikea."
Very interesting. I shall cancel all Christmas presents next year.
ReplyDeleteYou will die laughing at 'staff' gifts presented to Jonathan Billinghurst, Julia.
ReplyDeleteI mean, what is the UK coming to when a nigger (clearly uppity as a result of finding honest employment) can venture out in an almost new mini cooper and not have it christened by the Met, right?
Well, we'll have to see about the Billinghurst case - he's suing them, so their defence - if they have one - will be examined in court.
ReplyDeleteI would, however, caution against describing him as a man of 'honest employment':
ReplyDelete"Billinghurst, who was sentenced to four months in prison for driving while disqualified and handling stolen goods, said he had bought the car for £6,000 after seeing it advertised in the local area. Had he known it was stolen, he said, he would not have driven it daily to work at Ikea."
Relevant parts in bold, as always... ;)