Sunday 22 December 2013

The Inevitable Result Of 'Soft Porn' Type Food Adverts?

You know the ones, some sultry minx purring 'This isn't just any joint of lamb'...
A man who was caught masturbating in the meat aisle of a Sainsbury's store has been banned from every supermarket in Britain - unless he is supervised by another adult.
Yes, that rather odd condition again.
The incident put Freitas in breach of a sexual offences prevention order (SOPO) he had been handed for exposure in 2010, which also took place in a supermarket, the court heard.
But was that one a Sainsbury's..?
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9 comments:

  1. Fidel Cuntstruck22 December 2013 at 11:24

    If he'd got his "little gentleman" out in Aldi this morning I suspect there would have been a stampede ...

    Desperate housewives? .. well no, more like desperate landwhales.

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  2. Anonymous22 December 2013 at 11:33

    The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose"

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  3. Rickie22 December 2013 at 12:31

    I'm not supervising the dirty little fucker, although i reckon Aldi could well supress his feelings most days.

    For fucks sake keep him well clear of John lewis, best looking sales staff and customers by a mile

    Top Totty

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  4. Unknown22 December 2013 at 12:51

    The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose"

    Yes, but the cover shows a woman with a Sainsbury's basket.

    Ugh! Unclean!

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  5. blueknight22 December 2013 at 22:05

    The one piece of meat in the shop that definitely was not halal

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  6. DtP23 December 2013 at 13:17

    Perhaps he was just choking the chicken, beating the meat, thwacking the 1 eyed trouser snake (although that would probably be an err..specialist outlet).

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  7. Anonymous23 December 2013 at 17:28

    Those meat aisles eh? Minxes.....ooooooh!

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  8. Ed P23 December 2013 at 20:57

    Poor fellow, he just wanted to meat someone

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  9. JuliaM24 December 2013 at 08:39

    "The Daily Mash has a mock-up calendar entitled "Milfs of Waitrose""

    *boggle*

    "The one piece of meat in the shop that definitely was not halal"

    LOL!

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