The RSPDJs annual count is not until February 'the hungry month' where volunteers go out and see which DJs have visited the bar-tables set up in their front gardens in a 12-hour period.
They like beer, peanuts and cheese footballs, but to give yourself the best chance of spotting one you must thread bacon rashers on cotton and tie them to a washing line. Then the DJs will snaffle them of with their nibbly lips, which takes a few minutes.
The RSPDJs annual count is not until February 'the hungry month' where volunteers go out and see which DJs have visited the bar-tables set up in their front gardens in a 12-hour period.
ReplyDeleteThey like beer, peanuts and cheese footballs, but to give yourself the best chance of spotting one you must thread bacon rashers on cotton and tie them to a washing line. Then the DJs will snaffle them of with their nibbly lips, which takes a few minutes.
Is it too much to hope that 'being merry' involved firing ping-pong balls at the punters?
ReplyDelete"Then the DJs will snaffle them of with their nibbly lips, which takes a few minutes."
ReplyDeleteCrying with laughter now... :D
"Is it too much to hope that 'being merry' involved firing ping-pong balls at the punters?"
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