Sunday, 5 January 2014

Slow News Day At The Watford Observer...


All the news that's fit to print...

3 comments:

  1. The RSPDJs annual count is not until February 'the hungry month' where volunteers go out and see which DJs have visited the bar-tables set up in their front gardens in a 12-hour period.

    They like beer, peanuts and cheese footballs, but to give yourself the best chance of spotting one you must thread bacon rashers on cotton and tie them to a washing line. Then the DJs will snaffle them of with their nibbly lips, which takes a few minutes.

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  2. Is it too much to hope that 'being merry' involved firing ping-pong balls at the punters?

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  3. "Then the DJs will snaffle them of with their nibbly lips, which takes a few minutes."

    Crying with laughter now... :D

    "Is it too much to hope that 'being merry' involved firing ping-pong balls at the punters?"

    :0

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