Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Wait, They Have #Chavnames In Australia Too?!

An angry mother has sought legal advice after her seven-year-old son was "scarred for life" climbing the HMAS Brisbane memorial at Alexandra Headland.
/facepalm
A deep, red angry gash across seven-year-old Dré Conquest's forehead...
She named him after her headphones?!?
...shows just how severe the accident was. "If he hadn't put his hands up when he fell he could have died," his mum Elise Conquest said.
Starting his Darwin Award contendership early?

H/T: APILN
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7 comments:

  1. The Blocked dwarf8 January 2014 at 12:23

    I believe chavs are called 'bogans' in Oz?

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  2. The Blocked Dwarf8 January 2014 at 12:39

    "Dré was climbing the wall of the memorial when the accident happened. "

    Obviously the council are at fault. They KNEW their Child's Climbing Frame/mountaineering wall was UNSAFE and so renamed it a 'memorial' so not to be liable for Dre's LIFE CHANGING INJURIES! I read the article, the mom is going to even take them for her loss of earnings too! So Dre looks like being sorted for life...what sort of DLA does Oz have?


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  3. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 13:44

    You should see the comments on the paper that followed the article.

    Aussies rule!

    Mind you, mum looks Milfy...

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  4. Furor Teutonicus8 January 2014 at 17:35

    XX "He fell back on the grass and the 20.7 kilogram plaque fell on his head." XX

    You BASTARD!!!

    I have just ruind ANOTHER keyboard with a snork of volkanic proportions whilst drinking beer!

    FFS!!!

    THAT has to be contender for the funiest quote of the year, and it is not half way through January!!!

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  5. staybryte8 January 2014 at 18:06

    Rightwinggit

    "Mind you, mum looks Milfy..."

    Damn right. Hubba hubba!! The surname "Conquest" is noteworthy too :)

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  6. John M8 January 2014 at 21:57

    One of the really wonderful things about modern media and the rise of the internet is that it gives the truly retarded the opportunity to reveal themselves to the whole planet.

    There should be a child protection law against parents like this.

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  7. JuliaM10 January 2014 at 07:07

    "I believe chavs are called 'bogans' in Oz?"

    Indeed so!

    "You should see the comments on the paper that followed the article."

    Oh, I did! No-one does sarcasm like the Aussies...

    "I have just ruind ANOTHER keyboard with a snork of volkanic proportions whilst drinking beer!
    "

    Heh! I should put on a warning. If bloody Google ever takes theirs off!

    "One of the really wonderful things about modern media and the rise of the internet is that it gives the truly retarded the opportunity to reveal themselves to the whole planet."

    But one of the drawbacks is that you realise just how many of them there are out there... :(

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