Do We Have A Lot Of Vikings In Southend?

No, scratch that – the Vikings only did this when you were already dead:

Seevic College principal Nick Spenceley has tonight issued a statement. He said: "A car arrived at the College car park in Runnymede Chase at 4.55pm this evening, after all lessons at the college had finished for the day.

"The car caught fire shortly afterwards, and we are awaiting further details from the police at this time."

If that sounds familiar, well, it’s not surprising.