Friday, 21 March 2014

No Flies On Essex Police!

Police are treating the attack as animal cruelty.
Well done, lads! That must have taken a lot of head-scratching and thumbing through the legislation, eh?
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8 comments:

  1. Twenty_Rothmans21 March 2014 at 09:22

    When the article said that Tinx had been shot with an air rifle, I assumed that they were talking about the little hooded boy.

    Full marks to the Echo photographer who captured the mother's neck tattoos in all their alluring glory.

    Ms Richardson, who has another cat and three dogs as well as reptiles and fish, said: “To me, my animals are like my kids."
    They can't read or write and they just shit wherever they want? She doesn't know who the fathers are? They bite?

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  2. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 11:25

    @ Twenty_Rothmans: So cruel yet so true and very funny. I wonder if the sadists are of similar ilk. I also wonder HTF these people afford all the pet food, vet bills and insurance etc.........(Tee Hee)

    The chavistocracy indeed.

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  3. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 12:43

    @Twenty_Rothmans. That final sentence is pure poetry, really brightened my day.

    Kind regards, Peter

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  4. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 13:01

    I do hope Basildum plod know the difference between animal cruelty and plain curiosity.

    It may be nothing more than wild speculation as to how long it takes to dry out a wet lawn crapper on the spin cycle.

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  5. Anonymous22 March 2014 at 11:04

    Bunny

    She's thirty five, Jesus wept she's rough for thirty five.

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    1. andy575922 March 2014 at 19:42

      I had to return to the link for another look. No way is she 35! I refuse to believe that. She could get away with a bus pass, FFS.

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  6. Twenty_Rothmans22 March 2014 at 21:53

    @Peter thank you.

    @Andy and Bunny:

    Remember, that's 245 in dog years.

    I doubt that even Richard Dawkins could safely establish Karen Richardson's species, although her existence demonstrates that there can be no God.

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  7. JuliaM23 March 2014 at 06:08

    "They can't read or write and they just shit wherever they want?"

    SNORK!

    "She's thirty five, Jesus wept she's rough for thirty five."

    Well, it IS Basildon!

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