Sunday, 25 May 2014

The Kraken Awakes...



There's a threat of terrorists attacking from the coast at...Whitby? Really?

I though there was only one threat we'd have to worry about from that direction...


"72 virgins, you say? Well, so long as they are all delicious Rhesus negative..."

6 comments:

  1. If you exclude the Rh+ve, you are excluding the majority of the population. Surely the exalted prophet wasn't that fussy.

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  2. Whitby, landing place for Dracula.

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  3. You would really would enjoy a ride there, Julia. What?

    Kraken is the brainchild of a smuggle-crazy plod. And Whitby is the only Yorkshire resort where the chemists are raided for supplying condoms.

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  4. Where were they in 1914?
    Penseivat

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  5. Send in an empty vessel with a long box of soil in the hold one stormy night.

    That should send their paranoia into overdrive.

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  6. "You would really would enjoy a ride there, Julia."

    I love Whitby. I've visited a lot!

    "That should send their paranoia into overdrive."

    :D

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