Thursday, 12 June 2014

"And Also, M'Lud, Please Take Into Account The Fact He's A Ginger...""

Michael Clare, defending, said Brown, who suffers from learning difficulties and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, pleaded guilty and had been a 'stupid boy'.
Mr Clare said it was 'far removed from the sort of thing' that was 'politically motivated' or something that was 'criminally sophisticated'.
He said: 'It's a childish immature prank by someone who is seriously academically challenged.'
Having grown up under Blair's 'Education, education, education' policy, is anyone surprised?

5 comments:

  1. Lynne at Counting Cats12 June 2014 at 13:36

    Stupid boy? Are they seriously suggesting the moron has sufficient grey matter to aspire to Pike's lofty league?

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  2. He also grew up under the psychological disorder manufacturing industry. In the past he would have been a dim undisciplined blight on society, now he's a victim.

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  3. Be fair people - he fessed up. This is a rare moment amongst our pampered criminal classes and police officers going 'no comment' in interview under caution.

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  4. xx Luke Brown, 18, called 999 and claimed a bomb was set to go off at a shopping centre in Norwich xx

    That's o.k, it would probably cause a million quids worth of improvements.

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  5. "He also grew up under the psychological disorder manufacturing industry. "

    Good point!

    "Be fair people - he fessed up. This is a rare moment amongst our pampered criminal classes..."

    Not once their brief has told them it counts towards a lesser sentence, surely?

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