I confess, I’m not much of a strict grammar monster, myself. I suppose it might be because my secondary education was shit- Tipton Secondary Modern was no academy of intellectual excellence; ain’t that the sad truth. However, whilst there I did learn to smoke and practise the ‘art’ of skyliners. For those who care, the ‘skyliner’ is a simple, silent and effective means of propelling phlegm on to the back of your most despised teacher. Step one, you produce phlegm and layer it carefully on your index finger. Step two, flick said bodily fluids, bolus style, at your intended victim. I’ve seen teachers with the mark of a thousand ‘snail trails’ on their backs. Sad but true.
I almost joined the Pedants' march on London. What persuaded me against that was their constant back-and -forth as to whether it should be a march or a mince, and what ought to be our destination. I then joined the British Apathetes Society, well, I would have done had I given a rat's arse.
I confess, I’m not much of a strict grammar monster, myself. I suppose it might be because my secondary education was shit- Tipton Secondary Modern was no academy of intellectual excellence; ain’t that the sad truth. However, whilst there I did learn to smoke and practise the ‘art’ of skyliners.
ReplyDeleteFor those who care, the ‘skyliner’ is a simple, silent and effective means of propelling phlegm on to the back of your most despised teacher.
Step one, you produce phlegm and layer it carefully on your index finger. Step two, flick said bodily fluids, bolus style, at your intended victim. I’ve seen teachers with the mark of a thousand ‘snail trails’ on their backs. Sad but true.
That's not a distance; it's the contents of a bag of McNuggets.
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ReplyDeleteAaaaaah, poor little Melv, trying to join in with the big boys....bless.
ReplyDeleteMelv, you need something new otherwise the bullying will start all over again.
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ReplyDeleteI almost joined the Pedants' march on London. What persuaded me against that was their constant back-and -forth as to whether it should be a march or a mince, and what ought to be our destination. I then joined the British Apathetes Society, well, I would have done had I given a rat's arse.
ReplyDeleteI was going to join the procrastination association last week, but I didn't.
ReplyDeleteI might do it tomorrow.
Hej! They are seeking a Mc Donalds. I.Q is not only not obligatory, but could even be a possible hinderence.
ReplyDeleteMTG, How did you enjoy yout Mc Donalds burger last night?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot my drink again...and to be honest, it was as tasteless as sex with your wife, FT.
ReplyDeleteYou need coke to go with either.
@Joe Public: LOL!
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