Sunday, 17 August 2014

Well, It’s A Novel Excuse…

The defendant, of St Silas' Road, Blackburn, admitted he was driving above the 30mph speed limit before the crash.
But his barrister Mark Stuart said had his client not been involved in the collision, he might have only been punished with points on his license if he had been stopped by the police.
Errr, yeah. OK.

And if only Lee Harvey Oswald had missed, all he’d have been arrested for was discharging a weapon in a public area.

Sheesh!
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 12:45

    Mark Stuart clone: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

    Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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  2. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 16:55

    If my auntie had testicles, she would be my uncle.

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  3. JuliaM24 August 2014 at 06:10

    "Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.""

    I suspect that's apocryphal, but it's a great one... ;)


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