Wednesday, 19 November 2014

I Salute Your Bravery, Mr Forster!

“I did what every man would do in that situation. I put the bin outside and went to the pub.
My hero!

But you really shouldn't believe everything you read on social media...
“I posted them on Facebook for a laugh but I got comments saying that they were redback spiders and that one bite could be very dangerous.”
Errr, yes. OK.

9 comments:

  1. Clutching a rolled up edition of Classic Bike whilst she clutches the bath towel, there will never be a better time to negotiate that pivotal clause in the prenuptial, chaps.

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  2. Gosh, Mr Nerd. It must be really interesting to call a park bench home. And for nocturnal company? Hold on...I know this one.

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  3. And your response to eviction by the council, Mr Nerd?

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