Friday, 12 December 2014

Everyday Stories Of Underclass Folk...

A man was arrested after a funeral wake erupted into violence which spilled out onto the street.
The 29-year-old was held after the punch-up in Glack Road, which happened at 6pm last Tuesday. It involved members of the same family who came to blows after a relative was laid to rest.
 Reading this story, however, leads us to this in the 'Stories you might have missed' category:
A newlywed couple whose nuptials were rocked by accusations of cheating sacrificed their honeymoon - to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.
So, the protagonists are unemployed and a full-time mum. That's the 'Jeremy Kyle' guests AND audience right there!

H/T: CJ Nerd via email

5 comments:

  1. Bunny

    Loving the comments section well worth a chuckle

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  2. The second link is worth following for the comments alone.
    A master class in chavism, quote

    "[When he proposed] I was over the moon. I couldn't believe it when he got down on one knee over Skype and asked me to marry him.

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  3. "The 55-year-old, of Glack Road, had buried her father earlier in the day and claims her husband Robert, 61, suffered an angina attack at the wake.

    She explained: "My husband was having breathing problems and that's how it started."

    Perhaps they could have asked for a BOGOF funeral?

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  4. "But as the big day approached rumours circulated that she had also cheated."

    Having seen her photo, assume the husband was so angry, he broke the other bloke's white stick AND kicked his dog!

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  5. "Loving the comments section well worth a chuckle"

    They often are the best thing about the story!

    "... when he got down on one knee over Skype..."

    So romantic. Innit?

    "Perhaps they could have asked for a BOGOF funeral?"

    SNORK!

    "Having seen her photo, assume the husband was so angry, he broke the other bloke's white stick AND kicked his dog!"

    :D

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